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 If you can't be designed sexy, at least be clear. No?




By the way, I'm an advertising  (don't let it limit you) copywriter... really.


I like to say just "writer" sometimes, but it tends to make me feel like my pants are too big. Which is actually quite nice. And this isn't an actual photo, but it's how I feel most of the time. Which is just kinda strange.



Words. Words. Words.
To quote the fabulous Tom Stoppard, "They're all we have really."